Glimmercat’s Top-Secret Learning Bundle Heist!

Hey there, cool cats and curious kittens! It’s your favorite sneaky, furry friend, Glimmercat, here with a tail (get it?) of adventure and the most purrfectly pawsome deal you’ve ever seen!

So, get this: I’ve snuck into my human’s office, cracked their top-secret password (it’s “ILoveCats123”—how original, right?), and now I’m typing this email to you with my fabulous furry paws. Who says cats can’t multitask?

Here’s the deal: My human has been whining about needing a new car. Apparently, their ancient 2002 Pontiac Sunfire is on its last wheels—I mean, legs? What? Cars don’t even have legs, silly human! It’s been sputtering and coughing more than a hairball-choking cat.


I thought, “How can I help my human get a new set of wheels to keep the tuna supply flowing?” And then it hit me—like a catnip high! I decided to
bundle up my two favorite learning products—100 Easy Lessonsand Letter of the Week—and offer them at a special discount.

It’s a win-win: new car for my human, endless tuna for me!

But wait, there’s more! As I was hacking—err, typing—I realized many of you already have one or the other of these amazing products. 


So, I’m about to do something truly cat-astrophic (in a good way). I’m creating an EPIC bundle, bigger than the pile of toys under my couch. I’mthrowing EVERYTHING into one bundle! 

We’re talking $1000 worth of feline-approved fun, crafts, and learning materials. My human is gonna flip when they find out, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. No more cheap cat food for me!

Here’s the plan: you get EVERYTHING! And as long as my human doesn’t change the password, I’ll keep sneaking in at night to add any new products we create. When I say “everything,” I mean a lifetime of everything! It’s like having nine lives of educational goodies.

I’ll try to distract my human with some well-timed purrs and ankle rubs so everyone (please share!!) can grab this deal. But hurry—once summer ends, my cover might be blown.

Pounce on this now and get everything for just $97 (valuedover $1000)!

Uh-oh, I hear my human coming—time to look innocent and adorable!

Here’s a sneak peek of what’s included before I go:

  • Phonics Activities Bundle (for 100 Easy Lessons): Teach your kittens to read with this beloved program, now even better with my special touch! From catchy songs to reading literacy exercises, it’s a treasure trove of feline-approved fun! ($29 Value)
  • Letter of the Week Packets: Dive into over 40 pages of crafts, activities, and writing practice per letter. Your little ones will be pouncing with excitement! ($29 Value)
  • Crafts and Games: Keep those little paws busy with dot-to-dot challenges, mazes, and more. It’s like a playground for their brains!
  • Writing Center Activities: Fancy path of motion guides (that’s “how to write letters” in human talk) and engaging worksheets. No claws required!
  • Little Books and Lesson Plans: Perfectly crafted for curious minds, these mini-books and plans are pawsitively delightful.
  • Ultimate Novel Study BUNDLE: Empower the next generation of literary enthusiasts and critical thinkers with the all-encompassing Ultimate Novel Study Bundle. It covers an impressive 90+ studies from over 50 treasured books, delivering an engaging journey through essential Language Arts milestones. ($97 Value)
  • Ancient World History BUNDLE: Dive into the rich and diverse history of the ancient world with 18 engaging and hands-on activities designed to supplement any history curriculum. Perfect for teachers, homeschoolers, and young history enthusiasts! ($29 Value)
  • Holiday Hoedown - Holiday Series: This ideal resource for educators promotes active learning, creativity, and a love for learning, preparing students for a delightful holiday break. ($54 Value)
  • The Holiday Hitching Post: A newspaper that focuses on each holiday throughout the school year, covering the five W’s of reporting: Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How? ($60 Value)
  • Research Trailblazing Series: This insightful 50-page workbook engages students from Grades 1 to 6 in the mysterious and fascinating world of Research, developing valuable research, writing, and presentation skills. ($60 Value and growing)
  • Problem Solving Science Investigations: Designed for grades 1 to 6, this program promotes inquiry, problem-solving, and technology integration. Resources include teacher’s pages, engaging student materials, unit evaluations, and a supply list. ($270 Value)
  • Write-On Seasonal Story Starters: Students write and share stories using these seasonal story starters, using questions and picture clues for each of a variety of topics within the season, to develop creative writing and editing skills. ($28 Value)
  • And many more too much to list.

Why You’ll Love It: I’ve been sneaking around my human’s office to put this bundle together, and let me tell you, it’s worth every whisker-twitching second. Whether you’re just starting with the 100 Easy Lessons or looking to add some zest to your learning routine, this bundle is purrfect for making education exciting and engaging.

And the best part? As long as my human doesn’t catch on and change the password, I’ll keep sneaking in to add new goodies to this already jam-packed bundle. It’s like a lifetime of learning magic, straight from a mischievous cat’s paws to your home!


Don’t let this top-secret offer slip through your paws! For just $97 (valued over $1000), you get EVERYTHING I’ve managed to swipe from my human’s stash of educational treasures. 

Hurry, though—once summer ends, my cover might be blown, and this deal will disappear faster than a laser pointer dot!

So, what are you waiting for? Join the fun and embark on a whisker-tingling learning adventure with Glimmercat’s Top-Secret LearningBundle Heist!


Whiskers and tuna dreams,

Glimmercat

 



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